Tobacco Pouch
a form of snuff for all the f-cking p-ss-es out there. it’s like taking a tiny -ss dip and putting it in a bag. they are great to chew in school if you don’t wanna get caught, but it’s better to be a real man and pack yourself a big ole’ dip of cope or skoal than to be the ultimate p-ssy.
person 1: “hey rian, do you got a tobacco pouch?”
person 2: “no! i’m not a f-cking p-ssy!”
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