Tobey
strong, independent, artistic woman who stands out in a crowd!
i’d like to be like tobey!
an amazing guy who makes you feel your best. he can make anyone smile at anytime of the day. he is the best boyfriend/friend you could ever ask for. he will make your life a thousand times better
“tobey is the best boyfriend i could ask for”
a complete bag of douche who thinks that they are a total player. often seen wearing extremely h-m-s-xual pink shirts, plaid shorts, and swiss (what the f-ck?) hats.
attempts to mack on a different girl every day (and usually never succeeds). actually, to sum it all up, he’s a model. for underwear. favorite pastimes include taking pictures of oneself and dyeing oneself’s hair.
wow, that kid just slapped me on the -ss. what a complete tobey.
(n.)
1. a stub-fingered dwarf.
2. smiley toddler with a touch of down’s syndrome.
3. shin-kicking nancyboy with an affinity for black d-ck.
q: who is that little boy standing under the coffee table crying?
a: oh that’s just little tobey, but don’t give him too much attention or he will try to sell you life insurance.
an awful name given to children who are obviously despised by their parents
example
that kid is an absolute douchebag
yeah, he must be a tobey
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