tofacon
(toe-fay-kun) noun.
tofu made to taste like bacon, often found in prepackaged caesar salads, or in vegetarians’ fridges. it is typically extremely salty, and tends not to taste much like bacon.
i thought that caesar had bacon bits in it, but it was just tofacon.
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