Toonie Tuesday
a kick -ssery day to get a cheap hooker. usually because it’s the second day of the week, when society is working at their jobs or having a s-xtastic moment with a wife.
dude i really wanna get the snake wet today (whines constantly about wanting s-x)
well haven’t you heard about this thing called toonie tuesday?
what’s that?
it’s a day where hookers are toonies (minute, or hour, depends on the quality too)
oh dude awesome!
yeh! and we can get a two for one with this coupon! tuesdays are just as awesome as stacy’s mom!
in canada, kfc sells a weeks worth of leftover chicken that they’re not allowed to legally include in a meal. it normally consists of beaks and chicken feet and it costs 2 canadian dollars (a toonie). usually it’s just hobos or old people who actually buy it.
also a term used by high school drug dealers in canada when they sell all their cheapest weed for a toonie on tuesdays.
grandma: “well why don’t we go to kfc now? it’s toonie tuesday so it’ll only cost two bucks eh.”
grandpa: “great idea, and after that we can go buy some cheap weed from teenagers.”
grandma: “sweet!”
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