toffage
a holiday destination for middle/upper cl-ss people with more money than sense.
usually in north norfolk or the cotswolds the tariff for a weekend’s rental is over £1000.
these toff-ges generally have basic facilities. no tv as middle/upper cl-ss people enjoy ‘a jolly good’ walk. may also have trivial pursuit with all the wedges missing.
parlour games are the evening entertainment.
people who frequent toff-ges usually have names like crispin, jemimah and blake.
“oh wonderful….james has booked us a new year’s trip to a toff-ge in north norfolk. there’s no running water, it smells of damp and it’s 500 pounds a night but we’ll have a jolly good time.”
“oh jeeves, do i have to go to the toff-ge this weekend?….last time i was there i lost 5 games of soggy biscuit and had to have my stomach pumped…timmy and jeremy are such beasts!”
from ‘jeeves and wooster go large’, wodehouse, 1952
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