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  too full i sucked his c-ck so hard that i am now toofle to eat dinner.

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  a kick -ssery day to get a cheap hooker. usually because it’s the second day of the week, when society is working at their jobs or having a s-xtastic moment with a wife. dude i really wanna get the snake wet today (whines constantly about wanting s-x) well haven’t you heard about this thing called […]

• toss my salad with ranch dressing

  licking the c-m off ones corn hole after being cream pied by multiple man-loads. hey, want to toss my salad with ranch dressing? ok sure, bend over so i can blow in your -sshole!

• Total Utter Twat

  a total utter tw-t is someone who despite being frequently told that they aren’t funny, continue to make sh-tty jokes about either boring or sensitive subjects. john- i went for a 3 mile jog yesterday. 2 laps around mike’s mum! mike- yeah thats hilarious. even funnier the first 30 times you said it. john- your […]

• Totbag

  a small child or tot (usually from the age of 5-9 or anybody younger then you) who is acting extremely annoying at the time. older kid- hey little dude whats up? tot- oh nothing i just remember your fat and ugly and stupid (kid was just promoted to totbag status)

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