toikey


slang for “turkey”, as pr-nounced in the bronx, joisey, etc.; can mean any of the following:
1) large, mostly flightless bird, like the one you flattened with your car while driving in the boonies last sat-rday.
2) refers to a person who is a goofball, has done something clumsily, or is generally undesirable — a “dud”.
3) can also refer to a device, object or system which malfunctions, performs badly, or just plain don’t work.
hunter #1: hey, this turkey trap you brought along doesn’t work!
hunter #2: it’s a turkey?
hunter #1: no, there is no turkey in it..it doesn’t work.
hunter #2: whatever. let’s get soused.

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