Toilet Rice
rice that has been used to dry out a cell phone that has been dropped in the toilet.
hey man, this curry is go good! what kind of rice did you use?
i used the basmati in the cupboard.
dude, that’s the rice i used to dry out my iphone after i dropped it in the toilet last night! that’s toilet rice!! i forget to throw it out!
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