toledo burrito
the act of wrapping an erect p-n-s in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other -ssorted ingredients. this contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. the friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.
a member of the holy toledo trinity, along with the “toledo mosquito” and the “toledo funguito”.
“i had the ingredients lying around, so i was like, ‘hey, becky, do you want a toledo burrito?’ and she was all, ‘yeah, i guess.’ so i had s-x with her with a burrito on my p-n-s.”
the act of wrapping an erect p-n-s in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other -ssorted ingredients. this contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. the friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.
a member of the “holy toledo trinity”, along with the “toledo mosquito” and the “toledo funguito”.
“i had the ingredients lying around, so i was like, ‘hey, becky, do you want a toledo burrito?’ and she was all, ‘yeah, i guess.’ so i had s-x with her with a burrito on my p-n-s.”
the act of wrapping an erect p-n-s in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other -ssorted ingredients. this contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. the friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.
a member of the holy toledo trinity, along with the “toledo mosquito” and the “toledo funguito”.
“i had the ingredients lying around, so i was like, ‘hey, becky, do you want a toledo burrito?’ and she was all, ‘yeah, i guess.’ so i had s-x with her with a burrito on my p-n-s.”
the act of wrapping an erect p-n-s in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other -ssorted ingredients. this contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. the friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.
a member of the holy toledo trinity, along with the “toledo mosquito” and the “toledo funguito”.
“i had the ingredients lying around, so i was like, ‘hey, becky, do you want a toledo burrito?’ and she was all, ‘yeah, i guess.’ so i had s-x with her with a burrito on my p-n-s.”
a toledo burrito is a small group of adults (of many different nationalities), having a s-xual encounter in bed together. most of whom are either from or visiting the great city of toledo, ohio.
totally scratched off toledo burrito off my bucket list. took home those two babes of varying skin color last night, and… oh man. awesome.
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