Toledo Taco
when youre banging a chick from behind, you sh-t on plate, add grated cheese and lettuce, and then smash the contents of the plate on the woman’s face like a pie. when she turns around after being insulted, c-m on her face for the sour cream effect.
pk: holy sh-t delvy, i saw maria today at work, she must have been pretty hungry last night.
delvy: f-ck yeah man, she was eating toledo taco’s all night.
the man jacks the female in the face until the blood drips down between her b–bs. then, the man t-tty f-cks her, with his d-ck acting as the “beef”, then he -j-c-l-t-s and smears it around(acting as the “cheese”). then finally, the “secret ingredient” is added when you turn over and take a sh-t. then, of course, you re-add your beef.
after work, i came home to my trailer and my dirty mexican wife was scr-w-ng my boss. i then kicked his -ss and gave that b-tch the toledo taco.
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