Tom Glavine


the best mlb pitcher of all time. spent a majority of his hall of fame career with the atlanta braves.

305 career wins (20 game winner 5 times)
10 time allstar
2 time cy young award winner (1991 and 1998)
4 time silver slugger award winner
1995 world series mvp
bobby c-x: “tommy you’re on the hill today. shut ’em down.”

tom glavine: “yes sir coach bobby c-x sir. will do.”

bobby c-x: “can of coooorrn!”

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