Tom n’ Carol


the act of a woman sodomizing a man with a strap-on, and upon extracting the prosthetic p-n-s, she proceeds to repeatedly strike him in the face with the p–py d-ld- while verbally abusing him.
roommate 1: “did you have a good night last night?”

roommate 2: “frick, i blacked out and totally got tom n’ caroled!”

roomate 1: “oh, canada. that sucks.”

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