tomato sex
having s-x with a girl or guy who has extremely red hair. too red by normal standards.
i had tomato s-x with some random girl the other night.
i know i could spot her from a mile away.
this definition is written for austin. tomato s-x is the act of taking two people, preferably kayleigh and katrina, and a bag of tomatoes. cut it in the left abdomen above the seed sack but not too deep or this process will fail you you greatly. then take the small black steak knife and poke in and out of the v-g-n- shaped tomato. this will be causing the tomato to juice and make the plate or whatever surface your operating on very wet. then you take salt and add it to the juices, making a sperm-like liquid, thats much less thick. then you lick it all up. like a j-zzb-tch. nom nom. we love you austin. 🙂
-kayleigh and katrina
january 24,
katrina: “dude kayleigh”
kayleigh: “what?”
katrina: “-starts to penetrate tomato with knife-”
both: “-laughter, tomato s-x.-”
s-xual intercourse that occurs after a long day in the sun. both parties typically resemble tomatoes due to the burnt, swollen nature of their skin.
“after a long day at the beach jenny and i went home to have tomato s-x, we could barely move because of the burns.”
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