tomato watch


a warning broadcasted by local television alerting residents of a dangerous surge in tomato production. not to be confused with tornado sauce.
our doppler radar has picked up some strong agricultural disturbances, so a tomato watch has been put into effect. watch your step, as tomato juice stains wreak havoc on suede.

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