Toof


a tooth made of somthing besides … um… tooth material.
plural:teef
i’ve got 20 plat-i-num teef!
the set of white things in our mouth…. in ebonics.
yo dawg my toof done falled owt a my mouf
drastically misshapen teeth with gaps throughout, a lower form of teef.
“err that chalky bird, she’s got proper toofs!”
short word for f-g
gis a toof dinlo.
the sound made when one spits a ball of saliva out of their mouth.
katelyn: ugh so much saliva in my mouth!
jessica: spit some out!
katelyn: -toof-
when you dont agree with what someone says
im not picking u on my team ur terrible at baseball.
toof!!!
when a living being has only one tooth in their mouth. when they mean to say tooth they actually say toof.
cletus brushes his toof since he has one left.

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