tomfuckery


similar to tom foolery, tom f-ckery is used to describe something or someone very stupid, or something very stupid that someone is doing.
today has been nothing but a bunch of tom f-ckery. i got into an accident, and my girl cheated on me!
similar to tomfoolery, except to a greater extent, and often involving mindf-cking and very indecent behaviour.
an extremely well endowed leprechaun who hangs out in a men’s bathroom, convincing men that he would grant them wishes if they allow him to f-ck them in the -ss, then asking how old they are, and then stating, “so you still believe in leprechauns…” is a blatant display of tomf-ckery.
1.) all acts of foolishness and misbehaviour that can normally be encomp-ssed by the word tom foolery. subst-tuting “f-ckery” rather than “foolery” gives the term a more meaningful tonality when used.
what’s with all this tom f-ckery?

i don’t want to see anymore tom f-ckery going on, understand?
a completely screwed up situation in a work or social setting caused by a group of people who are careless and likely very stupid. it is similar to tom foolery but much more extreme.
“hey what took so long at the dr. office?
“i had to wait 2 hours for my results because the idiot nurses were busy with some kind of tom-f-ckery”

“wow, did you hear who got busted this weekend and went to jail?”
“that’s what happens when you hang out and party with that gang. they are always up to some kind of tom-f-ckery”.
when you and ur women are doingit in the bathroom in a cl-ssy restaurant.
justin: me and my b–tch did some tom f-ckery at applebee’s last night!

bobby: wow u prolly got a vd.

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