s-m-n that has been dried out for a week
a: hey rich, i think you have some cream on your face that you forgot to rub in.
b: oh no, i have not showered in a week. it is just some of kenny’s tomscary.
guy with super small p-n-s, m-st-rb-t-s to everything he can find. likes to rub his nipples in front of girls. man that guy has such a small patan .
- cool your tools
the only way to tell a b-tch to calm down margaret: omg i f-cking hate you bob: cool your tools margaret
anyone who been married more than five times and has children who are lowkey emotionally unstable dechane audrey shingles stay away! you freaking have deshingles! when you think you lit, but you been married a bunch a times and your children are lowkey serial killers whoa! flip off man, you have deshingles!
- weekend worrier
a person who engages in their chosen hobby only at the weekends, but, instead of enjoying themselves, spends the entire time preoccupied with troubling thoughts of a mostly mundane nature, e.g. office politics, family strife, the spectre of their own mortality. ‘yeah, i guess you could call me a ‘weekend worrier’. note how i pr-nounced […]
- brandon's dick
tiny little thing. that can’t fit in v-g-n-. brandon’s d-ck is tiny. n-body would want to suck it.