Tomtwattery


n. pl. tom·twa·ter·ee
1. tw-ttish behavior.
2. a act that, on the face of it, sounds silly and trivial, but has a deep tw-tty undercurrent.
“hey mike, i’ve just let off a firework in the car. i guess you could call this an act of tomtw-ttery.”

“these crisps, or potato chips, are awfully hot considering they are just salted. oops, this looks like an act of tomtw-ttery as it looks like ben has filled the packet with chilli flakes and rat poison. grrr, ben!”

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