Tongue-Chete
the method of addressing (with one’s tongue) excessive hair surrounding the pubic area hence inhibiting contact with the v-g-n-. the tongue acts like a machete in the jungle.
when i pulled this chick’s panties down she had a huge bush! “what did you do?”
well, normally, i wouldn’t have tongue-chete’d that sh-t, but i just f-cked her instead…
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