Tony Kakko
the lead singer of finnish power metal band sonata arctica. not only is he an amazing vocalist, he’s also a great stage performer and a h-ll of a nice guy.
me to best buy sales -ssistant: got any sonata arctica?
sales -ssistant: isn’t that a coffee? you’ll have to go down to the coffee beanery} for that.
me: sonata arctica? the band? tony kakko?
sales -ssistant; oh. what? no.
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