Too Drunk
when the hamster begins to look good.
when the french guy said, “you’re mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!” he was probably implying that arthur’s father was too drunk one critical night.
too: more than enough; excessively: she worries too much.
drunk: to bring to a specific state by drinking alcoholic liquors: drank our sorrows away.
too drunk: the point at which a body becoems saturated with alchohol to the extent that respiratory functions and other ‘important’ functions to the body cease, without the possibility of re-starting.
russell has never been too drunk.
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