Too Legit to Sit
a play off the popular number too legit to quit by the preeminent mc hammer, this phrase is used with pride by cl-ssy ladies (and some men) to describe their aversion to public toilets.
best accompanied by a little shuffle dance
haris pilton, upon seeing a disgusting and desecrated stall: “omg! i’m too legit to sit, use the d-mn paper you rat wh-r-s!”
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