tooch


verb, a modeling technique coined by tyra banks.

to pop your booty out while taking a photo in order to accentuate your -ss, making it look round and large.

good for men’s magazines.
tyra banks: “you did the booty tooch. the booty is the new s-x accessory, and you were tooching that back and that booty to make men look back there. even though there’s not a lot there, you’re still tooching it.”
a computer whiz who is proficient at many things, ranging from physical feats back to other various mentally stimulating activities. aka a renaisance man
tooch just fixed my computer then repaired the kitchen sink after he built a shed for homeless people to live in.
a kick -ss percussionist and vocalist who is a necessity in any experimental pop band
tooch
when something is “too much”
your new girlfriend is tooch. i can’t get enough of her.
forum g-d
s-xy -ss m-f- who owns all at cs, and likes to post on forums
tooch owns you
simply means feces/defecate, stool, sh-t or poo-poo. this is a “cover” term used in filipino gay linggo. not everone knows this term, that’s why this is a “cover” term.

derived/evolved from the candy, tootsie roll (to describe feces/defecation in a subtle manner) , then became toochie roll, and finally transitioned to tooch.
>”shut the door! i’m still tooching!” ; “isara mo nga yung pinto! tumu-tooch pa ‘ko eh!”

>”i need to tooch.” ; “natu-tooch na ‘ko.”

>”just had a tooch because of diarrhea.” ; “kakatooch ko lang dahil sa diarrhea.”

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