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• kek

  kek literally translates to lol on world of warcraft. when someone from the horde side types lol in /say, members of the alliance side see kek instead. not specific to orcs. human paladin: dude, that orc totally just pwned you. orc: kek. human: dude, now he’s laughing at you. kick his -ss. not originally from […]

• toolbanger

  a person who partic-p-tes in s-xual activity involving an inanimate object or objects (ie. a hammer). did you see what chane and josh were doing in the garden shed? what a bunch of toolbangers!

• Text Tension

  the interruption of a normal text messaging pattern due to unknown reasons. most applicable in romantic relationships. “jane” receives texts from her trainer two times each week. once on monday at 8:00 am, and thursday at 8:00 am. however, said trainer did not send the monday text – leaving “jane” clueless and confused. jana begins […]

• crusty ass bitch

  a nasty sl-t b-tch that doesn’t bath. one who f-cks any thing that sits still long enough. billys’ mom is a crusty -ss b-tch

• The Age of Cheeselessness

  the sad dark period of geology before we can find traces of cheese in the earth. can you imagine what it must have been like to live in the age of cheeselessness? i can hardly bear to think about it. it brings a tear to my eye. -sob-

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