Tool Bagel
one who is so toolish they deserve their own fail word.
wow look at that guy get throwknifed, what a tool bagel!
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verb: w-nk, male masturbation, bash the bishop, pull the trouser snake but often used in winter (hence the penguin reference) guy 1: dude, my girlfriend’s outta town for the holidays, guess i’m gonna have to toss the penguin guy 2: that sucks man maybe you could have phone s-x?
- total muppet
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- touch wood
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