Toolwack
(adverb)
origin: native islands of guava
tool: doodle
wack: have a pull
result: having a pull on your doodle
smart sounding result: masturbation
i need a jigjig but i can’t get one so i’ll go have a toolwack and have oodles and oodles of oomphy fun doing it!
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