tooshuffle is when you press shuffle song on a music app (example: spotify), but it shuffles the songs “too much” that it plays in the same order even though it’s on shuffle.
why are you playing the songs in the same order, i hate you tooshuffle!
the words most powerful bee honey industry which makes no less 40 gallons of honey per hour and their newest worker (barry b. benson) just sued humanity so now it is illegal for humans to consume anything honex tm makes. “oh man i could really go for some honex honey!” “nah man! we gonna get […]
- supreme cream
when a man -rg-sms so hard his sperm -j-c-l-t-s at max speed and distance, similar to how a female might squirt. eg female 1: i was with this guy last night, i made him supreme cream, he covered my curtains in c-m. female 2: really either he was really bad or you’re getting really good
- you tell it
when a woman, especially your significant other, is dissing, laying the truth or down right being a savage and you agree with their statements. preaching to the choir. making a proclamation that is resounding dat hoe is straight trippin’. sally ain’t got sh-t on me. gurl..you tell it!
- spanky my hanky
spanking a hot chicks backside. back up and spanky my hanky.
- portuguese pitbull
when you givin here that bomb d-ck from behind and she goes ape sh-t. she goes so bat sh-t crazy that u need to slap a leash on that b–tch. be sure n-body gets near her and to get ur rabies shot. d-mn girl, don’t go portuguese pitbull on me.