Tooth Goof
a person communicating on a bluetooth headset in a social location.
-tooth goof: “h-llo” (on headset)
-bystander: “excuse me?” (to tooth goof)
-tooth goof: -shoots an insulting, belittling look at bystander-
-tooth goog:”i’m sorry, what was that? some idiot thought i was talking to him.”(on headset)
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