toothbrushy fart
farts come with such a wonderful sounds, smells, and durations. their tactile “feel” when exiting, which is too-often ignored, can be delightful to compare and contrast. a rare but interesting variety, the toothbrushy fart has considerable gas volume, but exits very rapidly, in a single raspy rip. the blast of gas gives the sensation of a toothbrush being used to clean and polish the pipe.
john: “i’ve just had the most marvelous toothbrushy fart!”
david: “that must have been a tremendous pleasure! do you feel shiny clean and scrubbed? i can’t remember the last time i had one, i am so jealous!”
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