farts come with such a wonderful sounds, smells, and durations. their tactile “feel” when exiting, which is too-often ignored, can be delightful to compare and contrast. a rare but interesting variety, the toothbrushy fart has considerable gas volume, but exits very rapidly, in a single raspy rip. the blast of gas gives the sensation of a toothbrush being used to clean and polish the pipe.
john: “i’ve just had the most marvelous toothbrushy fart!”
david: “that must have been a tremendous pleasure! do you feel shiny clean and scrubbed? i can’t remember the last time i had one, i am so jealous!”
- wither way
an alternative to “either way” oh, i’m fine with both choices wither way
- scooby duke
when scooby doo takes a m-ssive sh-t on your doorstep after solving a mystery. “holy sh-t, who took a scooby duke in my garden!!”
mystery women no one knows who she is dun dun dunnnnnnnn jeonit is so mysterious! will we ever know who she is?! dun dun dunnnn
when broccoli is eaten by obama and he farts so loud the guards make sure it wasn’t a terrorist attack. jeff: man dude u ripped a broccolibomma harry: i know it smells like a dying cow on steroids eating a burrito
a word that is used in a way to say okay go clean your room. kzo.