Toothpaste suicide
when toothpaste decides to commit suicide by jumping off a toothbrush. this is usually followed by a change of clothes to avoid unwanted comments about white marks on your clothes.
this morning jeff wat late for work because of a toothpaste suicide that dirtied his black pants.
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