Top Shelf Dick

phrase of endearment coined by the infamous c. storm. humbly referring to another man possesing the following qualities: a) tall, b)a brother of sigma chi, c)plays basketball, d)fancies red-heads, e) has a large p-n-s.
“wow, trudi is going to date joe brown. she’s going to get some top shelf d-ck.”

also see the following words: “storm,” “joe brown”

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