a cream that is put on top of things. usualy to cure a rash.
i used topical to treat my jock rash
to be looking forward to something only to have it sn-tched away from you. ebay being a prime example. i couldn’t believe it, i had the rights to the entire beatles back catalogue for £4.10 and along comes ‘c-ckhummer83’ and makes it £4.11 with 30 seconds to go! how typically topulous i downloaded a p-rno […]
- Tossed Fruit Salad
the s-xual act in which one preforms tossing salad on a femboy ,sissyboy, ladyboy or crossdresser that femboy wanted a tossed fruit salad lol!
- Total Zombie Mode
feeling completely dead, but having to live your daily life. feeling like the walking dead could mean feeling totally wasted, having a hangover or non-alcoholic hangover causing this feeling, etc. friend: how are you. pete: blehhhuhhh…umm…. -starts snoring then wakes up- uhmm, what did you say? friend: g-d man, you look dead. someone’s in total […]
- totem deuce
when two people sh-t on the same toilet at the same time. one person sh-ts normally, while the other person is on their shoulders taking an upperdecker. resembling a totem pole while dumping. “no need to wait your turn, bruh. this toilet’s got a lid we can take off. let’s just totem deuce the sh-t […]
- Totes Flappy Bird
just really really irritating & frustrating! omg, why do you always ruin everything? you’re such a flappy bird. you are a totes flappy bird