topless nachos


using the foot and toes to stroke the p-n-s.
usually done across the car while the man is driving.
it’s very distracting.
man: dude! i totaled my car yesterday!
other man: why?
man: my chick was giving me the topless nachos while i was driving!
nacho cheese eaten off a womans naked chest with chips
those were the best nachos ever. especially off naked b–bies. mmm topless nachos.

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