tortify
to commit a civil wrong; to breach a duty that is owed to another; bad touch.
i never knew what it meant to tortify someone, until herman cain offered me that job.
note: recognition in the english language pending.
1) to commit a tort.
2) to tortfease.
tortfeasor: i just tortified your mom.
son of the afflicted: dude. why would you tortify my mom? why!?
tortfeasor: yup. smacked her so hard her lip ring melted. intent and offensive contact baby.
son of the afflicted: that was my dad you tard.
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