Tortilla
in mexico and in much of central america, a “tortilla” is a flat pancake-like bread that is often the corner piece for mexican dishes. tortillas can be made from corn (maize) or wheat flour. tortillas can be eaten alone (i prefer them straight off the griddle with b-tter) but often are the ever important outer layer of burritos and soft tacos. corn tortillas are what hold enchiladas together.
tortillas can be stuffed with: meat, guacamole, cheese, sour cream, lettuce, tomatoes, hot sauce, refried beans, fajitas, peppers, and any combination of the above, along with just about anything else you can think of that i failed to mention.
in spain, however, a tortilla is a type of omelette.
my parent’s never gave me money for lunch, so me and my friends would would go to the local mexican restaurant to eat and they would give me their extra tortillas. delicious.
french tortilla
hundred dollar bills. used in this sense because they easy to come by once you make it.
johnny dropped a whole stack of tortillas on one hand of blackjack. homeboy’s got mad money.
the basic eating utensil used by mexicans,
used in place of a fork, spoon, and knife. tortillas are the only utensil used for eating besides your hands.
stephanie: can i have a spoon?
diana: where do you think we are?! you can have a tortilla!
eddie: you want a spoon? hey, this girl wants a spoon!
sydney: that b-tch can stick with her tortilla!
latino girls with flat b-tts.
jesus – yo esse! check out those tortillas, two o’clock.
jorge – vato! less hook’em up wid some queso!
lesbians. you know flat on flat …
my tortillas are coming over to watch the l word and listen to some melissa ethridge.
everyone knows what tortillas are even if you are not mexican! you know that round substance made out of flour that goes with frijoles.
i eat frijoles with tortillas like everyday! it’s the typical mexican, everyday food.
a mexican bread that has been squashed flat by nike factory workers.
this tortilla taste like sneaker
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