Tosten
a tosten is a unit of measurement in length, weight, time, and alcoholic consumption (beer standard).
length-6 feet
weight-100lbs
time 30 minutes
or 3 beers
he weighed 1.3 tostens and was about 1 tosten tall and could run a .5 tosten mile and a half after consuming a tostens worth of amstel light.
can you bench 2 tostens?
tosten is the ultimate teacher, he will teach you the wonders of excel and the sifo budget.
travis: mom was trying to teach me excel the other day.
peter: man, your mom is so tosten.
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