touch yourself

what you do at night
peter: why did the dinosaurs die out?
teacher: because you touch yourself at night!
1.) the act of pleasuring oneself, aka solo masturbation; can be performed by either male or female.

2.) a growingly popular phrase used as an insult/comeback
alex: yeah well you’re just big fat ho anyway!

ben: listen alex go touch yourself & then take a long walk off a short pier!

john: ooooh ben hit him with the tys… no comin back from that

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