what you do at night
peter: why did the dinosaurs die out?
teacher: because you touch yourself at night!
1.) the act of pleasuring oneself, aka solo masturbation; can be performed by either male or female.
2.) a growingly popular phrase used as an insult/comeback
alex: yeah well you’re just big fat ho anyway!
ben: listen alex go touch yourself & then take a long walk off a short pier!
john: ooooh ben hit him with the tys… no comin back from that
1. a mix between a badger, a lizard and a corkscrew 2. makes their nests under sundials and lives on cheese 1. “…the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe…” (lewis carroll, “through the looking-gl-ss and what alice found there”) 2. that place is infested with toves.
the act of playing the guitar and performing a windmill like pete townshend. a treasured rock and roll move that ranks up with the power slide. wow, that guitarist is so townshend-esque!
- trailerpark tornado
a mixed drink made with jack daniels and pabst blue ribbon beer. first, you open the pbr and drink about 1/3 of it. next you fill that 1/3 back up with jack daniels. then you plug the opening of the can and shake the drink and shotgun. its difficult at first but it f-cks you […]
- train whore
a person who takes the earlier train to school with his “cooler” friends than the normal train with his real friends man, jack is such a train wh-r- someone who likes to smoke marijuana… a lot. you’re such a trainwh-r-.
- throw it on the ground
to throw something on the ground is a forceful, if petulant and unreasonable, rejection of an offered object or idea. it’s a lot easier to throw a physical object on the ground, but an abstract concept can be figuratively thrown on the ground, as well. “i was walking through the city streets, and a man […]