Tough Mudder
a sh-t taken after a night of hard drinking that is particularly difficult to deal with. unlike the traditional morning-after sh-t (which is an even-flow of black, smooth tar), the tough mudder’s consistency is that of mud mixed with clumps of ribs and chicken wings that act as grappling hooks inside the -n-s. putting a foot up on the tub and screaming as though in labor is a typical method of dealing with this difficult sh-t. not to be confused with the labatt splats.
“i had a tough mudder this morning that nearly killed me. i was on the can for a good hour and i got a nose-bleed while pushing…”
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