towel job
a subst-tute for oral s-x, that includes a towel m-ssaging a p-n-s.
babygurrl, it’s okay, i don’t need to c-m in your mouth. bring out the towel, give me a towel job, and finish me off.
when a hot chick asks you to give her a rim job and she’ll do anything you want her to do to you use a moist towel. its got the ruffness of your tougne and the wettness of your mouth. she’ll never know 😉
amanda wanted me to give her a rim job so i blind flodded her and rubbed a wet towel all over her sfincter.
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