towelbagged
towelbagging is when you wrap the towel around someones face with their mouth open and insert your hard throbbing c-ck until you come and it gets caught in the towel.
nb: beware biting as this may result in permanent damage. thank you.
‘man, i totally towelbagged that b-tch!’
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