Turd-Loader
noun. adjective. a meal, which precipitates a hefty sh-t, not long after it has been eaten. examples include; a traditional british sunday roast, a ‘big mac’ meal and cooked breakfast/staff dinner at the grand hotel on the torquay seafront.
porter- “i say mr restaurant manager, this morning’s breakfast is quite the t-rd-loader.”
mr restaurant manager- “aye, i think it’s time for a tommy t-tt. och aye the noo.”
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