makeshift feminine hygiene apparatus used by female rough sleepers.
shirley utilised a trampon
the name given to a tampon that has to be removed from a female by a gynecologist because it was pushed to far in to be removed normally after having not been removed before engaging in s-xual intercourse and as a result getting pushed too far in to the v-g-n-l cavity to be retrieved without professional -ssistance.
girl 1: d-mn girl! i can’t believe i got my third trampon this week! i gotta check that sh-t!
girl 2: girl, you crazy! i haven’t had a trampon for at least a month!
a gentleman who is used by a lady in a ‘one night stand’, where the gentleman may not be the most hansom of chaps but the lady used him as a quick s-x fix.
‘did you cop off with anyone last night emma?’
‘yeah, well only some trampon’
a trampy stuckup b-tch.
after she gave me a sh-tty look, i snapped that trampon’s thong as she bent over and laughed in her face when she screamed. that’s what you get for being a trampon.
a tampon that had to be surgically removed by a doctor after having been rotting for an extended period of time due to the tampon user having been f-ck-d with said tampon in her c-nt.
please someone get a doctor; it hurts i’ve got a trampon and its moving its way up my small intestines, plus it stinks in there!
- tinder ripple
(v;:) tinder ripple- tapping your own profile picture on the search page on tinder it creates a real-time ripple splash and cures boredom until you make a fatal mistake of tapping mistake. jay, jeff and zacc were seeing who could make a faster, better tinder ripple until zacc tapped a fat chick and they matched […]
the art of making beautiful origami while partic-p-ting in an orgy. look at these awest me orgygami cranes i made last night!
verb; meth-stir-bay-shun a marathon masturbation session, often lasting several hours at a time, while under the influence of large amounts of illegal controlled substances, specifically crystal methamphetamine. a drug-specific variation of drugsturbation. other examples include: e.g., cialisturbation, mdmasturbation, etc. in all cases, obsessive masturbation is the primary activity while the drug use facilitates the abnormal […]
when you’re listening to s-xy time music and it makes you want to cry but also gives you a b-n-r. “went and saw the weeknd perform at acl and got a cryb-n-r”
a black girl who acts white. girl 1: that girl always listens to twenty-one pilots. girl 2: she is such a laniah.