when you eat asparagus, and sleep with your partner, and their pee stinks instead of yours.
it was so funny last night. i had an episode of transasparagusestablishmentaranism. my boyfriend and i went out to dinner, i had asparagus. we went home and went right to bed. in the middle of the night he got up to pee and his pee smelled like asparagus. mine didn’t!

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