someone with layers to their pine cones and a sticky sap coming from all directions. likes the earth and has a gender that flows in the wind.
are you g-y? no, i’m a transs-xual pine tree you bigot!
- valid question
an inappropriate question usually relating to a childrens/disney movie or book usually asked by girls named willow. willow: “hey guys, i have a valid question…” willows friends: “oh boy. here we go again. ” willow:” i was just wondering, how do mermaids reproduce?” willow’s friends:”willow!!” willow:”what?! it’s a valid question!”
- tickle my f*ckb*lls
please immensely that alcoholic beverage in the workplace would really tickle my f-ckb-lls!
- dont come the raw prawn
treat me with respect, i don’t deserve this treatment. aw mate, dont come the raw prawn with me.
- mud toaster
in short, it’s another phrase for the act of spitting hot sludge from ones sphincter and further leaving a crust along the outer edge of ones rim. more specifically, after eating unusually spicy cuisine, a very hot slush of fecal juice makes its way through the large intestine (toaster) and amalgamates with a solid preheated […]
when you absolutely hate your job and you want to express your lack of caring if they fire you or you want them to fire you cause even unemployment is better than one more minute in that sh-t hole. boss: i’m going to write you up. employee: f-ck you! fire me! #fyfm