trash gnome


the trash gnome is the selected person, out of a group that sits together for lunch, that throws everyone’s trash away. currently an in-joke between a few people… you know who you are.

the position of trash gnome should be considered as a trade-off; you have the holy privelege of eating lunch with us (although we hate you!) provided that you throw out all our trash.

also known as trash fairy, trash elf, trash n-z-.
me: shivam, you’re the trash gnome!

him: no, i don’t want to be the trash gnome – now give me a dollar or you get ketchup all over yourself.

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