tree bastard


a mystical creature that dwells in the forest. often this creature attacks people on nature hikes. almost never leaves its tree, this creature looks a lot like an uphold, very short, ugly and smells like bear droppings.
d-mn i was walking thru the woods last week and a tree b-st-rd attacked me.

that tree b-st-rd looks like an uphold, ugly looking things

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