Tree semen
noun, tree sap or insect honeydew, secreted by insect colonies living in branches. commonly found on cars parked under a large trees. the liquid is sticky and difficult to remove, residuals are white in colour and can damage paint work when dried. removal becomes increasingly difficult as the tree s-m-n dries up.
sh-t man, that tree tried to inseminate my bimmer last night, i got effing tree s-m-n all over the bonnet, windscreen and doors.
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