term given to underpaid, and over qualified archaeological field technicians who work in cultural resource management).
i spent the last eight months as a trench monkey.
barraging a group chat with the same 5-6 memes, having no context to the conversation at all. not much research has been done on the subject and some believe this may be a heridatary action amongst some hobbits, ussually exaggerated by alchol. g-d d-mn it frodo kept me up all night frodo-gasming me the same […]
a beast like creature with god-like features. with a smile so tasty, with eyes so greatly, he is a manly man and everyone fears him. (people are scared to make eye-contact with him). the magnificent watrous was running with the oxen.
the explainable joy of bringing your upper lip high enough to show your front teeth and thus looking like a wabbit. :b she enjoys wabbiting way too much lately
electronic wood, e-mails are made from it. “i can’t email you because i’m out of e-wood”
- splenda b*tch
someone who is so fake to the point where you don’t even know what they’re trying to be. girl 1: oh my g-d, is that becca? girl 2: ugh, yeah, she’s such a splenda b-tch. girl 1: agreed!