Triple Nug Shove
shoving a chicken nugget, or two, or three into a friends open mouth in order to get them to stop talking and/or smiling. works almost every time. unless that person happens to have horribly appalling table manners and talk with their mouths full.
two friends are eating chicken nuggets at wendy’s:
guy 1: man, i just don’t know why i’m having all these feelings. i feel so conflicted and i just wish….
guy 2: (shoves a nugget into guy 1’s mouth) dude. shut up. you’re like a girl when you talk about feelings.
guy 1: but i juss dun know abou i…
guy 2: (shoves two more nuggets into his mouth) triple nug shove!
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