tristian
extremely good looking guy that makes a perfect friend. an emotional guy that can get any lady. when ladies think of him they say he has the meat. optimistic person. a tristian is shy in person but a monster in bed.
pulling a tristian is sending a random i love you message and the next day never answer a text.
cupcakes are made of good things, but cabbage should not be consumed in square bowls.
a person made of glitter and urban socks, don’t make him strudel or he’ll spank your aunt.
he only pays in eftpos.
boy: do you know a guy named tristian?
girl? yes.
boy: excellent.
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